i dont care about fuckn thigh gaps i just want boys to tremble in my presence
the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
back to school commercials
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.